![]() 09/05/2019 at 11:56 • Filed to: save the manuals, satire, Take a joke | ![]() | ![]() |
There WAS a particular FB group dedicated to those civilized individuals of all genders who prefer shifty bois to auto slushbox crap stains that got deleted. One of you did it. One of you got the group banned from the Zuckerberg MySpace and I’m not pleased. Some may even say that I’m upset. Not many, but some.
Here’s the truth of the matter: it was a gruff group of mostly edgy Millennials who told naughty jokes [I am a Gen Xer who mostly rolled my eyes at said jokes, but usually just grabbed a bucket o’ popcorn and watched the ensuing shit show] and judged people on how “Elite” their daily driver was. I understand why it might have been taken down, but just know that there is a formal investigation underway by high up people who share my concerns regarding the bannification of said group. We will find you. And since we’re not Liam Neeson, we won’t kill you, but we might give you a firm noogie. Maybe even a Wedgie. We don’t know yet, as final votes are being taken tomorrow. But the punishment shalt not ain’t be pleasant to most!
You’ve been warned.
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F@#$ your Manuals!
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*gasp*
*harder gasp*
*clutches pearls*
No.
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YES!
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and judged people on how “Elite” their daily driver was
People daily drive Joe Flacco?
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“ was a gruff group of mostly edgy Millennials who told naughty jokes and judged people on how “Elite” their daily driver was.” I too understand why. Was it based on manual transmission eliteness? A non- synchronized 3 on the tree with a worn out clutch requiring you get it moving with the starter being the pinnacle?
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But it’s about feel for the road, and doing things yourself, and not being reliant on technology to wipe your butt.
I bet t you’re the type of guy who has his headlights automatically come on when it gets dark.
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don’t google that
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Story time sisters so basically I was in the twisties in my miata i pulled a sick dorifto banging off the rev limiter and it was so loud so anyway i was drifting and all the miatabros saw it were completely vibing to it and they were like putting the headlights up and down vrooooand i was gonna say something back when a boomer approached me and said “bruh miata is so cringe and gay why don’t you drive a corevet crossover?” and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said “you dumb ignorant BOOMER miata liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn’t get me a MKIV supra and a pentagram formed on the ground and matsuda rose up from it and he said “put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful ” and then he left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until jinbai ittai was implemented world wide” he then was like I won’t allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn’t going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was matsudahe said “i am allah and i was disguised as matsuda to make the bestest sports car to give hope to all 25 year old manlets everywhere”but then i felt an evil force risingit was da boomers they all said “winga dinga dinga no replacement for displacement winga dinga dinga beat woman cos they have no rights winga dinga” and then allah and da boomers fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that’s the TEA sisters stay tuned for my free ebay turbo giveaway and remember praise allah everyday
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So nothing of value was lost lol
Also great image of choice!
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*checks Broncos depth chart*
*snickers to himself*
In Denver, apparently they still do.
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I shift both my 5 speed and my PRNDL and no one can stop me except the sudden explosion of my gearboxes.
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MEJ?
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A MANUAL starter, yes. So basically, it all boils down to the Ford Model A being the best car.
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One Of You Is A Sh*tbag
Only one?
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I see you’re experienced.
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It’s about the cosmic order, and doing the right thing.
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Gated or gtfo.
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I never participated in said group, I thought they were a bunch of jerks.
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What’s the first rule of Fight Club?
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As long as you manually put the shifty boi box back together, this is acceptable.
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I mean, at LEAST one, but... yeah.
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Elitist Jerks, you might say.
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Okay
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You’ve given me an aneurysm. And then popped it.
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Mostly just jerking your chain.
If I didn’t have to daily drive through the city with a bad knee, I’d still have a manual in my driveway.
Also, F@#$ auto headlights!
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Pretty sure Model As came standard with electric start, unless you mean the really old OG Model A from the early 1900s.
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Are you jerking the chain manually?
I need to go buy a nice rare manual whip myself. Maybe a fox body Mustang GT with a swapped Coyote and better brakes... hmm.
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OG.
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Is there any other way?
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That's cool buddy, p lease just make the latte.
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I’m sorry for your loss
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I mostly drive a 3-speed auto, but also drive a half-synchro 4-speed manual shifty boi I assembled myself, so...
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Are we surprised that a group calling themselves Jerks was banned for being a bunch of jerks?
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How are you voting if the group got taken down?
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Same
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Dafuq?
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Probably for the best. A FB page that many members were on got shut down for whatever reason. I’m just riding the outrage train for shits and giggles.
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“I... drive a... auto...”
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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CVT transmission
best transmission, fight me.
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I mean, it’s not like they didn’t see it coming...
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That’s a good question.
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Poor thing. I won’t beat you up, but let’s get you back over to your padded cell. K? C’mon, buddy!!
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It’s a 55 year old Cruise-O-Matic with no electrics and
a Ravigneux gearset and I’ve had it partly
apart. f
ite
m
e irl
.
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“If you had enough coin you would have bought an automatic”
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“If you had enough coin you would have bought the automatic”
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I’ll admit that I’m a sh*tbag (may even be a full shitbag since I don’t own a single manual trans car ) , but I’ve never been on Facebook in my life so you’ll have to narrow it down.
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“ it was a gruff group of mostly edgy Millennials who told naughty jokes [I am a Gen Xer who mostly rolled my eyes at said jokes, but usually just grabbed a bucket o’ popcorn and watched the ensuing shit show]”
OK, so this brings to mind something I’ve noticed about M
illennials. I was born in ‘81, and d
epending on which article you read,
I am either the youngest of
Gen X or the very oldest of
Millennials. My wife says were Xennials, but she is the only person I’ve ever heard use this term
. I certainly
identify more with Gen X, as my upbringing was decidedly
unmillennial-like.
Anyways, I’ve noticed that Millennials love to talk shit about Boomers. What I find funny is they exhibit the exact same behavior that they complain about among the Boomers. The Boomers basically do the same in reverse. I enjoy watching them bicker to each other.
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My head hurts
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If you’re a sh*tbag, that’s okay, since you’re OUR sh*tbag.
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I laugh because, being born in the late 70’s, Millennials forget that we Gen Xers even exist. When Millennials say that they’re happy that Boomers are dying off so that they can be in charge, I politely remind them that they will now work for our generation, and we don’t like giving our employees 6 weeks of vacation either.
And yes, you’re Gen X, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Wasnt MEJ just a way for people to hide their homophobia behind thinking a simple task makes them superior to others?
That group was absolute cancer as is the Oppo FB page
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They were hiding their homophobia?
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“Hiding”
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Aw man, I’m feeling like I missed out on something now. I only use the book to communicate with family that I don’t want to see in real life.
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I’m roughly the same age as you, but almost all my co workers are close to retirement age. I get the blame for all Gen X and Millennials activities and traits in all work group meetings. I also have to explain anything they don’t get, the week Pokémon Go! came out was a long and trying time for me.
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As it should be used most of the time.
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Gen x'ers are outnumbered by millennials, so they'll most likely be skipped over.
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I’m a solid Gen X’er. Mellennials have forgotten about us and shit is about to get real.
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aaaaand there’s anther one already up and running.
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I used to check in there now and again but took off when the comments got to the point of personal attacks.
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Best way to prove it shouldn’t have been nuked is to obnoxiously drag that shit to normal Oppo ... got it...
Take your cringe back to MEJ 2.0 where it belongs.
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From what I heard it was a gathering of the Oppositelock rejects who had been deemed too un friendly and un accepting by the establishment here.
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Outnumbered? N ot by as much as you might think. There are 10% more Millennials than Gen Xers in the US ( 65.5 Million Vs 7 2 Million), but they’re still less experienced career-wise than the Gen Xers. Also, the largest wealth transfer in human history is happening right now as the Baby Boomers are passing away. Much of that wealth (and privately-owned businesses) is going to the Xers.
Oh, and Gen Z is over 25% larger than the Milliennial Generation, so the Millennials should watch their back as well.
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Shhhhhh. And to clarify, I’m just there for the popcorn.
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I hardly ever commented. The fireworks were too good not to watch, though.
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I wouldn’t have been able to explain Pokemon either.
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Oh I'm sure. When Clay got booted I watched so many meltdowns unfold
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Let be honest here baby boomers absolutely throw shade on millennials anytime they can.
We are killing this, we are cupcakes, safe space, and whole bunch of other nonsense. We have just gotten tired of it.
And it’s both sides though. It’s sad when you present people with facts, they either pretty much ignore it, start name calling, or straight up deny it.
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There were some of those, some current (and active) members, some GDIs, some trolls, some good people, some assholes...
Exclusively oppo rejects? Nah. I’d say they were a small minority.
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Good ole Clay. LMAO
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This is not obnoxious. It’s funny. It’s humorous. It shines a light on the ridiculousness for all to see, and my fake rage is highlighting it.
In other words, lighten up. Everyone else here got the joke.
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My enthusiasm about the group faded soon after joining. The faux elitism was taken to cringe-worthy heights.
Do you know what post/topic invited Zucker-borg’s ban hammer?
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It was its own satire.
Someone said that there was a “How autistic is your car?” post that might have been reported and led to the “Zuccing” of the page. As the father of an autistic child, I didn’t find that very funny, but I’m also not easily offended.
A name was floated around as the person who was actually to blame, but otherwise, I do not know, nor do I actually care that much.
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Lol right up there with you.
FB groups are such a waste of space... I count maybe 1-2 that really provide value, the rest are there for basically shitposting, but not even Oppo level shitposting, terrible uncircumcised shitposting
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As the youngest Gen Xer I know, I’m happy to be in that crowd, never did really much care for avocado toast.
I’ve heard the term Xennial before, and it’s just a designation made by people who struggle to understand that people in their 40's may actually understand how to fix the router you’ve been breaking with your lovely tablet
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No, U.
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“Let be honest here baby boomers absolutely throw shade on millennials anytime they can.”
They absolutely do, but the reverse is also true. Both os those groups say the same things about each other. You lodge more or lest the same complaints and throw more or less the same shade upon each other
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And that is my point.
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I mean...
there
are
videos out there that involve gasping while fucking a manual transmission(‘s shifter)...
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I joke with Millennials that blame Boomers for everything that their children will blame the Millennial Generation for the worsening environment due to the avocado over-farming in Central America.
My little sister was born in 1981 but refuses to label herself as a Millennial. To her defense, I know Millennials that refuse to label themselves as Millennials too.
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I AM COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF SAID VIDEOS AND HAVE NEVER VIEWED ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU ARE DESCRIBING.
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I’m an 80, wife is 83, and there is a DRAMATIC difference in social perspective at work between us. But my sister is a Millenial and I have interacted with her friends lots of times, and what a late 20 something year old says about the world vs a 39 year old is completely different.
I distinctly feel the cutoff between 79 and 81 and to be frank, sometimes it’s a really odd sensation.
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G onna have to take it underground!
Honestly, the whole thing is like a knitting group... nobody needs to knit anything but a few people really like to.
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MEJ was a great group, for all the wrong reasons.
I found it amusing that many members would post questions essentially asking how they improve their shifting techniques, when the group was supposed to be “Elite. ”
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I see. Thanks for catching me up on the automotive edgelords.
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yes yes i did it.
i parked in the loading zone and i deserve to be bashed and bashed.
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There is a “micro-generation” that has been defined from 77ish to 82/83 that is basically a result of technology coming into homes/schools/lives from what I can understand . It seems like it has to do with how quickly technology was adopted into your life. Early adoption leads to more identification with millenials. Later adoption seems to be more Gen-X.
But those of us born in that period experienced the arrival of a true home computer that didn’t require programming skills during our formative years, and cell phones lost their bags, pagers lost to cell phones.